LLC Washington Black Belt

$200/month for unlimited kickboxing and BJJ (we have classes 6 days/week) in the Washington DC metro area source, 2023 ↗

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In the US, under two of the Judo Orgs, it is technically possible to make **Shodan** **in 4** years, with excellent attendance. There are ways for people to reach Shodan *even faster* (if they win a lot of competitions, especially at the national and international level against ranks higher than their own). **That said, I have never seen a hobbyist make Shodan in 4 years, even if they never missed a practice.** I have never seen or heard of anyone other than Olympic prospects, D1 wrestlers with previous childhood Judo experience, or BJJ Black Belts with significant standing grappling experi source, 2022 ↗

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I just try answering the phone. [The only problem is it's always Ryan Hall on the other end and he tells me that my bullshit defense won't work.](https://www.reddit.com/r/bjj/comments/fahs9i/when_im_visiting_the_washington_dc_area_and_my/) source, 2021 ↗

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It's not really. In BJJ we call it the "answering the phone" defense. And it's pretty easy to beat. [Here's a BJJ legend's opinion on it](https://www.reddit.com/r/bjj/comments/fahs9i/when_im_visiting_the_washington_dc_area_and_my/). source, 2020 ↗

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A true shitposting champion always answers his fans' requests: https://www.reddit.com/r/bjj/comments/fahs9i/when_im_visiting_the_washington_dc_area_and_my/ source, 2020 ↗

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So I was at a hardware store (one of the big ones) buying materials to build houses for blind, deaf, gay, transgender, black, muslim, hispanic, immigrant, impoverished, 6-year-old orphans (which is how I spend most of my time). I was holding hands with (and frequently kissing) both GF1 and GF2. Keep in mind, I was in full clown makeup and costume, so I looked nothing like any of the employees there. Suddenly I heard a piercing voice screech “HEY YOU, WHERE IS THE CANDY?! MY BEAUTIFUL BOY WANTS SOME CANDY!” I turned around and saw a middle-aged white woman with a “can I speak to your manager” source, 2019 ↗

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Sorry this is my first time posting so be gentle. Sorry on mobile so formatting. Sorry this is super long so TL;DR at the bottom. Sorry. Characters: CL: crazy lady EK: entitled kid GF1: one of my supermodel GFs GF2: my other supermodel GF So I was at a hardware store (one of the big ones) buying materials to build houses for blind, deaf, gay, transgender, black, muslim, hispanic, immigrant, impoverished, 6-year-old orphans (which is how I spend most of my time). I was holding hands with (and frequently kissing) both GF1 and GF2. Keep in mind, I was in full clown makeup and costume, so I l source, 2019 ↗

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You're walking in DC. There's no one around, And your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot her, Hillary Clinton. *** She's following you About 30 feet back. She gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. She's gaining on you. Hillary Clinton. *** You're looking for your car, But you're all turned around. She's almost upon you now And you can see there's blood on her face! My god, there's blood everywhere! *** Running for your life (From Hillary Clinton.) She's brandishing a five points plan. (It's Hillary Clinton.) Lurking in the shadows Washington su source, 2018 ↗

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